I'm incessantly battered with instances where i think to myself, "DAMN! I wish i had my camera!!" and in anticipation of such instances, i've started carrying my camera along with me, but i guess my camera's a' "DAMN! I wish i had my camera!!" instance' repellant and nothiung happens

I just Finished editing my first short film. it's slightly over five minutes long. It's pretty good if i may say so myself. Looking for a contest or something that i could enter it into.

Wake up and smell the coffee that ferments below your staircase and quit deliriously saying in your sleep, "what's that dreadful smell?!!"
Sunlight comes pouring through your window, but you can just get a pail and throw it out.
Or, you could save all your money, buy a LOT of rubber and make a gargantuan water balloon to extinguish the sun. or if that's too hard, try and drown the moon. Hold up an umbrella for protection and smoke a couple of 'em cigars 'cause you just had a baby boy. But God doesn't really care, 'cause he isn't really there and he's just a figment of your imagination.